Looks like Mark will have to ship me off to assisted living sooner rather than later.
- my bad back
- varicose veins (gross)
- my desire to take frequent naps
- my severe inflexibility
- gray hairs every now and then...(maybe they are just really blonde?)
Friday, July 10, 2009
Creepy Crawlies
The Summer months seem to have invited every little insect and spider in the area to our apartment. I have frequent encounters with these little creatures. As mentioned in a previous post, I am terrified of spiders. However, I have faced my fears (when Mark is not available) made use of my winter boots in July. Those suckers don't stand a chance against them. Now, I just look forward to a day where I won't see a little something scurrying across the floor near my feet. I don't know how many more freak outs I can endure before inducing a heart attack. Yes, I am aware of my young age, but I am convinced that my body has aged 15 years faster than normal due to:
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When I told you this morning you are "golden," I didn't realize I might inadvertently add to your complex about aging early. You know I meant it as the best possible kind of compliment, right?
ReplyDeleteSorry about the bugs. Wish I were there to use your winter boots on them. If I can kill a big, fat snake in the garage, then going after spiders, even in multiples, seems next to nothing.
Maybe that's the solution: When you come home in August, I will take you into the forest to kill a few snakes the way my uncles did in their corn fields when I was a kid. This will surely place the ridding of creepy crawlers into the "easy task" category.